This is the bull that attacked me yesterday when I was out walking in the fields west of Springville.
Okay, clearly I’m still alive so I’m lying, but really, he was racing towards me, stopped only by three teeny strands of barbed wire.  I about died of a heart attack.  I didn’t even know where I was so I couldn’t call anybody to come get me. 
So I did the next best thing.  I kept walking, and walking, and walking.  Those farm blocks are loooong.  Finally someone came along and picked me up and returned me safely to my car.  I was about two minutes away from it by car.  But I walked FOREVER before that.
Okay, not forever.  But it felt like it.  

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Cheryl said…
Whew! Such a big bull---and how were you to know that a fence would hold it in?
I can imagine you out for some exercise and fresh air---so much for trying to stay healthy.
Liz, you are such a great story teller. Love YA!
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