The 12 Days of Christmas
December 27, 2000 Day 1: Thursday, December 21. You wake to find that the kids have filled your giant yellow Tupperware bowl with Fruit Loops, milk and five pounds of sugar—and have decided it would be fun to bathe the cat in it. In a situation like this, you can’t even think. “Don’t eat in front of the TV!” This vacation is going to be $#%&heck! Go back to bed and read Danielle Steele. Day 2: Friday, December 22. You decided to make sugar cookies with the kids. After all, this is Christmas and you want them to have happy memories. You get out the flour and sugar and soon everyone is happy dumping and sifting. Bowls appear and cookie sheets, the floor gets dirtier, flour is on all the shelves of your lazy Susan, cookies start to burn. Little brown-edged bells and tress come from the oven and Christmas sprinkles are all over. Gingerbread men with squashed legs and lopsided heads sport red-hot buttons. “Can we eat all the burned ones?” “Is this one good enough to give?” “Can I have t...